A New Identity Costs $20 (at iStockPhoto, at least)

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Given my new employment situation, I need to have a new identity. After a couple of hours of cruising a stock illustration library, a couple of clicks in an open-source image editor, and an edit from a friend, we have a product:

I may yet try to work in the statement "Drupal? Easy.", but this was the version I saved out for the web. I'm sure you'll all get to see the paper copy one of these days.